Sunday, July 20, 2008

ANSWER IT IF YOU CAN

On what kind of ships do students travel?
On scholarships

Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food

What do birds use for an emergency landing?
Sparrowchute

What did the bee say to the flower/
Hi, honey

What is a kangaroo’s favourite Olympic event/
The long jump

Whats the opposite of a hot dog?
A cool cat!

How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired!

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