1. Customer : My coffee has a fly in it !
Waiter : What else do you expect for 3 rupees, a snake ?
2. Judge : Judge banged on his desk calling "order, order."
Witness : Witness immediately responded, "Two Samossas and a cup of tea please."
3. Patient : I have problem in Breathing doctor .....
Doctor : Don't worry, I shall stop it !!!
4. Teacher : Tell me how many of you wish to go to Heaven ?
Student : Not me miss. Mummy asked me to come home straight after school....
5. Teacher : Name two Amphibians
Student : A Frog, sir
Teacher : Good, now the second one ??
Student : Another Frog, sir !!!
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