WAIT and WEIGHT
Doctor - Wait please
Patient - My weight is 50 kg.
FORMER and FARMER
Teacher - Who was our former President?
Student - I never knew our President was a farmer
DIE and DYE
Patient - How do I get rid of my old memories?
Psychiatrist - Old memories die hard
DIARY and DAIRY
Customer - Do you have a diary?
Shopkeeper - Sorry. We own only this stationary shop
STEEL and STEAL
Teacher - SAIL is the abbreviation for ‘Steel Authority of India Limited’
Student - Do we have authority to steal in
No comments:
Post a Comment